1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:03,000 You're going to make a superb bodyguard. 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:05,080 Actually, we call it executive protection. 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:06,580 Call it anything you like. 4 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:09,220 Tonight on Simon and Simon. 5 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:13,280 I would kill her with my bare hands if I thought I could get away with it. My 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:16,620 advice to you is to watch him carefully. If he does have murder on his mind, he 7 00:00:16,620 --> 00:00:20,420 can fool you. All we can do is torture each other. Why do you keep coming back 8 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:23,960 together? They both love to play the game. Would you put that silly gun away? 9 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:25,220 Where do you want it? The head? The heart? 10 00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:26,540 That's the real. 11 00:00:26,900 --> 00:00:28,460 Oh, I'm sorry, darling. Did we wake you up? 12 00:01:28,790 --> 00:01:32,710 AJ, I got two possibles at your two o 'clock. There's a guy with a shopping 13 00:01:32,710 --> 00:01:34,370 and a lady with fishnet stockings. 14 00:01:35,570 --> 00:01:36,570 What? What was that? 15 00:01:37,170 --> 00:01:41,490 I said I've got two possibles at your two o 'clock. There's a guy with a 16 00:01:41,490 --> 00:01:44,790 shopping bag and a lady with fishnet stockings. Rick, I can't hear you. 17 00:01:44,790 --> 00:01:45,790 breaking up. Try it again. 18 00:01:46,490 --> 00:01:51,610 Also, check out the bellboy with... AJ, did you copy? I said check out the 19 00:01:51,610 --> 00:01:52,990 bellboy with a toy. Donnie, you hear? 20 00:01:54,170 --> 00:01:55,170 He's clean. 21 00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:00,020 Any problems? 22 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,740 No, all in all, a pretty well -behaved group of weirdos. You know, the usual. 23 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:05,240 Autographed hounds, groupies. 24 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:06,700 Ah, wait a minute. 25 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,979 Check out the guy in the pale gray suit. 26 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:10,560 Get the profile. 27 00:02:10,940 --> 00:02:12,080 Sweat the upper lip, eyes. 28 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,220 That's going to open a lot of doors. 29 00:02:14,460 --> 00:02:16,900 The limo driver just cradled in. 30 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,280 That'll be about two minutes down the road. 31 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:20,840 Everything all right? 32 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,960 Yes, sir. We've screened the crowd. We've checked the roof and the corridor. 33 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:27,040 We've swept the rooms. Even got an elevator standing by. Sounds good. 34 00:02:27,260 --> 00:02:28,260 You must be A .J. 35 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,260 Yes, sir. I'm Stuart Crawford of the Theatre Guild. Nice to meet you. 36 00:02:31,540 --> 00:02:33,920 You sure you don't need any help? We'll pay you for it. 37 00:02:34,860 --> 00:02:37,360 No, sir. We've designed a very complete plan for the forest. 38 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:41,500 In executive protection, we found that less is more. Extra people just create 39 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:44,320 confusion. We do have a liaison with the police department. 40 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:45,920 Lieutenant Brown's right over there. 41 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:48,780 Madam, please, behind the ropes. Let's be nice citizens here, please. 42 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,080 Behind the ropes, everyone. 43 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,260 Good, because something else happened this morning. 44 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,320 What more? Threatening phone calls, mail? 45 00:02:55,620 --> 00:02:56,620 It's worse than that. 46 00:02:56,940 --> 00:03:00,440 On her way home from dinner last night, somebody put a brick through Carla's 47 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,180 windshield. Was Anthony in the car with her? 48 00:03:02,420 --> 00:03:03,420 Are you kidding? 49 00:03:03,740 --> 00:03:07,400 A fighting forest can hardly stand to be in the same city, let alone the same 50 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:08,400 car. 51 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:10,300 Well, here they come. 52 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,020 Back it up, please. 53 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:20,280 Back it up, please. 54 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:24,520 Back it up, please. 55 00:03:30,540 --> 00:03:31,259 Back there, please. 56 00:03:31,260 --> 00:03:34,740 Let him through. Let him through. Back it up, please. Back it up. Here we go. 57 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,120 Oh, we don't. 58 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:37,940 Why didn't they stop? 59 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:39,820 I don't know. 60 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:42,200 Probably neither one of them wants to leave first. 61 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,200 First one has to wait for the second. 62 00:03:44,420 --> 00:03:45,480 It's a much weaker entrance. 63 00:03:46,820 --> 00:03:47,820 You'll get used to it. 64 00:03:47,940 --> 00:03:48,980 Wait a minute. 65 00:03:49,380 --> 00:03:52,180 If we're going to do our jobs properly, they can't be off the leash like this. 66 00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:53,640 We have to control the logistics here. 67 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:54,840 No problem. 68 00:03:54,940 --> 00:03:55,940 They'll co -op. 69 00:03:59,910 --> 00:04:01,190 Please, get back. Get behind, please. 70 00:04:01,410 --> 00:04:02,410 And move it over here, please. 71 00:04:03,690 --> 00:04:04,690 Hello, town. 72 00:04:05,010 --> 00:04:06,750 Finally made it all the way up to crowd control, huh? 73 00:04:07,630 --> 00:04:10,090 It just so happens that I volunteered for this assignment. 74 00:04:11,230 --> 00:04:12,370 I've been a fan of the forest. 75 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:00,560 I'll take the whole crowd with me. That'll make sense. Come with me. 76 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:36,240 Where's Farley? Yeah, we're working on it, all right? 77 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:38,600 We got it. 78 00:05:40,180 --> 00:05:43,000 Let's get some upstairs, eh? Whoa, that's a thumb, isn't it? Do you want to 79 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,940 us a hand, pal? Excuse me, please. You bet. Excuse me. 80 00:06:08,940 --> 00:06:10,460 Okay. All right, thank you. 81 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:12,640 Okay, 82 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:19,300 the flowers didn't come from a commercial florist. 83 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:22,520 They were the kind that you could buy at any hardware store. 84 00:06:23,460 --> 00:06:26,280 Thank you so very much for saving that girl's life. 85 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,380 To say nothing of your own. 86 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:32,340 I can see you're going to make a superb bodyguard. 87 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:34,680 Oh, Eric Darling. 88 00:06:35,290 --> 00:06:37,090 Would you come with me? I need a massage. 89 00:06:41,450 --> 00:06:42,630 Stop by the theater. 90 00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:44,530 I want to talk to your box office manager. 91 00:06:44,790 --> 00:06:45,790 Certainly. 92 00:06:45,850 --> 00:06:47,890 You ever get the feeling you were inside a beef? 93 00:06:48,790 --> 00:06:52,230 I don't have one either. 94 00:06:53,510 --> 00:06:54,510 Oh, I see. 95 00:06:55,230 --> 00:06:56,230 Part of the job? 96 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:58,150 Sorry. 97 00:06:59,110 --> 00:07:03,430 They want us to keep our wits about us. I guess they'd like you to also. 98 00:07:04,210 --> 00:07:06,790 Nothing personal. I mean, if it were up to us, hell. 99 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:08,910 No, no, no. I understand. 100 00:07:12,410 --> 00:07:19,410 Could I ask you a question? 101 00:07:19,570 --> 00:07:20,570 Sure, sure. 102 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:25,010 Do you ever do any of your own stunts in the movies? 103 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:28,130 What attempt? 104 00:07:28,570 --> 00:07:31,350 I thought that was all just media hype. 105 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:35,320 Generally, the media don't give us enough credit. 106 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:40,540 Carla and I have become virtuosos at the art of mouth -to -mouth combat. 107 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:46,240 Well, listen, we're being paid to do a job, so we're going to have to have the 108 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:47,099 real story. 109 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:47,879 Oh, sure. 110 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:51,260 I mean, if this is just PR, we'll stay out of your way. 111 00:07:51,580 --> 00:07:54,400 But if you enjoy it, I'm afraid we might have a problem. 112 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:58,200 Well, it's not really a question of enjoying it. It's just that some actors 113 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:00,260 become immersed in their roles. 114 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:01,800 You know... 115 00:08:01,950 --> 00:08:06,190 Somewhere under those endless facelifts, there's quite a decent woman. 116 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:09,550 Mind you, I long ago tired of ever finding her. 117 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:13,730 But, by and large, I'm prepared to let bygones be bygones. 118 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:15,310 Hands, 119 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,910 if I thought I could get away with it. 120 00:08:25,790 --> 00:08:28,850 Oh, I am going to need certain information about the production. 121 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,440 For example, wardrobe changes. 122 00:08:32,799 --> 00:08:33,919 Hello, Earth's Carla. 123 00:08:34,179 --> 00:08:36,419 Oh, I'm very barefoot in the park. 124 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,340 Oh, I feel like I'm coming home. 125 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:41,960 Well, I hope nobody will try and spoil the homecoming for you. 126 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,560 The only one who could do that now is Anthony. 127 00:08:45,260 --> 00:08:46,260 What do you mean? 128 00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:50,580 He's suffering from a bout of, where is my talent gone? Which is utterly silly. 129 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,280 He's as good as he ever was. 130 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,980 It's just not easy right now for him to dredge up a good memory. 131 00:08:56,620 --> 00:09:00,480 The last time he opened here was in a little dog and pony show called Four to 132 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:01,480 Make Ready. 133 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:03,920 Unfortunately, it closed after the first act. 134 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:06,960 You'd never know what to talk to him. I mean, he seems happy. 135 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,040 Oh, let's not talk about him. 136 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:10,740 Let's talk about you. 137 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:13,620 How do you like guarding my body so far? 138 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:18,980 Well, as I explained, my brother and I are private investigators, not 139 00:09:18,980 --> 00:09:21,540 bodyguards. How terribly interesting. 140 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Private investigators. 141 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:29,340 as guarding bodies. The terminology is so, uh... 142 00:09:29,340 --> 00:09:39,720 Well, 143 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:40,720 everything's secure. 144 00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:43,700 Anybody comes in through that bathroom window is in for a big surprise. 145 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:45,440 Ready to go? 146 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,120 Where are we going from here? 147 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:48,440 And, uh, when? 148 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:50,040 They didn't give you a schedule? 149 00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:51,680 Nobody tells me anything. 150 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:54,420 I'm delivered places like a package. 151 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:58,440 Well, there's a party for the theater patrons on a yacht in the marina. 152 00:09:58,700 --> 00:09:59,980 A party? Mm -hmm. 153 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:01,280 With people? 154 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,320 Mm -hmm. 155 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:09,380 You mean I'll have to get close to them, touch them, shake their hand? You can 156 00:10:09,380 --> 00:10:10,380 do it. 157 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:12,700 Sure you'll need that? 158 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,160 I'd hate to go out there alone. 159 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:22,260 Young man, you have the sensibilities of a fire hydrant. 160 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,280 I mean, a little drink now and again is not going to kill me. 161 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:26,660 No, but somebody might. 162 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:31,220 I just think it's a good idea if you stayed sober as a judge. 163 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:34,720 I knew a judge once who died of cirrhosis of the liver. 164 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:40,100 My brother and I have a reputation. I intend to protect it. I see. 165 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:43,620 Like Cassio, your reputation means everything to you. 166 00:10:43,820 --> 00:10:45,100 Yeah, just like him. 167 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,080 Then let me give you a word of advice. 168 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,100 Beware of Iago. 169 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:50,800 Auntie dear. 170 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,240 Ah, talking of the devil. 171 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:56,100 Oh, it appears that your dressing room is smaller than mine. 172 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:58,700 Come down. 173 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:06,820 They broke the mold before they made Carla. 174 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:16,940 Oh, you're so gallant. 175 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:21,180 You remind me of Lewis Newstone, my co -star on The Long Way Back. He's dead 176 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,560 now. I'm not quite sure how I should take that. 177 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,760 Well, they made such a dildo about him in the press. 178 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,740 There was nothing to it, really. 179 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,660 The press just loves to invent troubles like that. 180 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,040 Oh, look. 181 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,200 Yes. 182 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,160 Yes. 183 00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:37,980 Look. 184 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,700 Beautiful. 185 00:11:44,980 --> 00:11:45,980 Well, 186 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,080 hello, everyone. 187 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:52,820 How are you? Carla. Carla, you look wonderful, dear. Thank you, love. 188 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:56,820 Miss Forrest, may I present our host, Cyril Bloch. This is Cyril's new book. 189 00:11:57,620 --> 00:12:01,060 You're on a Christmas boat, Grand Delusion, after your play. Well, 190 00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:03,480 be much nicer if you christened her the Carla Forrest? 191 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:08,440 If you do, be sure to break the bottle across her stern. 192 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,880 Carla doesn't have much of a bow. 193 00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:15,460 Anthony, dear, you've gotten so cross since your charisma bypassed. 194 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:19,880 But, Cyril, darling, why don't you show me your beautiful boat and tell me all 195 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,560 about how you managed to afford it? 196 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:24,760 Of course. 197 00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:27,660 This way? 198 00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:30,120 Oh, A .D., why don't you stay? 199 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,300 Anthony Forrest, you're very, very attractive. 200 00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:41,380 Hello, Anthony Fox. You're very, very lovely. 201 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,520 Just ignore me. I'm part of the furniture. 202 00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:46,820 Have a good time. 203 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,960 Rick, would you do me a favor? Give me a little more rope, would you? 204 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,300 I promise not to float back to England. 205 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,160 I mean, everything's cool. 206 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:07,380 Well, you guys did all the luck. Fancy parties, catered food, and the forces. 207 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,080 We've had our share of rotten steak out of town. 208 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:11,599 Oh, yeah? 209 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,880 Did we spend any time in a dumpster filled with pork rib bones waiting for a 210 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:15,880 drug deal to go down? 211 00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:17,800 No. Yeah, it was behind a rib joint. 212 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,220 Well, not a pretty story, but one that had to be told. 213 00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:22,060 Howdy. 214 00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:32,420 How'd you meet him? 215 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,200 Oh, don't be silly. 216 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:35,560 Hi, Deidre. 217 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:36,680 Having a good time? 218 00:13:37,569 --> 00:13:38,730 Hooray for Hollywood. 219 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:41,630 You're pretty enough to get acting jobs in the movies. 220 00:13:42,610 --> 00:13:45,590 You do know what I'd have to do to work in the movies. 221 00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:49,730 Television. 222 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:55,310 The only reason I'm here is because our rep company director insisted that I 223 00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:56,310 make an appearance. 224 00:13:56,930 --> 00:13:59,710 And, of course, it's you. 225 00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:04,330 Rick. 226 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,220 I'm sorry to interrupt. 227 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:12,180 That chap over by the bar has a revolver underneath his jacket. 228 00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:13,420 This one? 229 00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:14,199 Yes, sir. 230 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,200 Excuse me. 231 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,180 May I drive you home? 232 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:31,800 He's dynamite. 233 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,400 Take care of him a second. I've always wanted to see one of his. He's great. 234 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:36,560 Thank you. 235 00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:44,550 That's delightful! 236 00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:20,050 Yes, it certainly has. 237 00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:22,050 Okay. It's been cut. 238 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,410 Oh, well, see, the whole mess was rigged up in this belaying pan here. 239 00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:30,410 And the bolts that belong here were either cut or just gone to begin with. 240 00:15:30,770 --> 00:15:34,290 Which was fine. Everything was okay as long as the tension was on this line. 241 00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:35,390 Well, 242 00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:37,470 as long as no one got hurt. That's the important thing. 243 00:15:39,650 --> 00:15:40,650 Where's Anthony? 244 00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:42,930 On foot looking to party. 245 00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:46,450 I know most of the places he could go around here. 246 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,940 Carla, he's perfectly capable of doing it. Eric, you have no idea what you're 247 00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:53,940 talking about. 248 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,600 A .J. 249 00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:00,640 A .J., it was an accident, wasn't it? 250 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:05,020 Well, it might have been an accident. 251 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,800 There were when it happened. 252 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,900 I've heard him talk about killing Carla. 253 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,120 Mr. Spear, I've met a lot of murder suspects. 254 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,980 in my time. Very few of those views to watch him carefully because if he does 255 00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:21,280 have murder on his mind, he can fool you and me and anyone else. 256 00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:23,220 You know it. 257 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:29,480 I 258 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:39,060 find 259 00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:41,980 it hard to believe that Anthony would really want to hurt you. 260 00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:47,650 But you don't know how much I've hurt him all these years. 261 00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:51,930 Well, yes, but he's hurt you back. I mean, there has to be a limit somewhere. 262 00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:53,330 Is there? 263 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:55,370 Is there really a limit? 264 00:16:56,270 --> 00:17:00,550 When an audience that's so delighted with the fighting forest calls for 265 00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:01,630 after encore? 266 00:17:03,910 --> 00:17:09,329 Sometimes the curtain comes down, but they won't let the play end. 267 00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:11,670 Why not just switch to another play? 268 00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:13,890 I gave away that chance. 269 00:17:14,569 --> 00:17:21,410 Long, long time ago, when we were first married, all I wanted was 270 00:17:21,410 --> 00:17:25,569 a baby and maybe a part -time acting career. 271 00:17:27,910 --> 00:17:29,890 And then something awful happened. 272 00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:35,030 We became successful. 273 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,250 Superstars. 274 00:17:39,550 --> 00:17:43,770 Believe me when I tell you that fame has a way of distorting your sense of 275 00:17:43,770 --> 00:17:44,770 perspective. 276 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:49,370 Somehow I... I lost sight of my original dream. 277 00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:51,850 Carla, you had two choices. 278 00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:53,810 Neither one of them was wrong. 279 00:17:54,930 --> 00:17:57,210 You chose to follow your talent, that's all. 280 00:17:58,170 --> 00:17:59,290 You need him. 281 00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:04,430 Almost as much as he needs me. 282 00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:37,070 We want to see how it goes. 283 00:18:37,490 --> 00:18:43,550 You see, I wanted to buy Desiree a great gift. 284 00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:49,430 But this fellow in the Hawaiian shirt tried him at Tarzan. And a very nice man 285 00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:53,570 came up and said, don't make a pass at Anthony Forrest, the woman. 286 00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:06,420 Transit Gloria. 287 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:07,880 Deidre. 288 00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:14,640 Anne Starnes in the conga room. 289 00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:17,700 I don't think she's going anywhere tonight, fella. She's pretty upset. 290 00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:20,260 Let me guess. 291 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:25,700 She told you about the baby she never had, huh? Her tortured life? 292 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,020 She got your defenses down. 293 00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:33,380 She's probably planning some quiet little tryst with the sailors at Point 294 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:40,430 She, uh, thinks Anthony lowered the boom on her, I suppose? 295 00:19:42,410 --> 00:19:43,410 Spear does. 296 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,550 Spear. 297 00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:45,930 Spear doesn't count. 298 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:48,930 Anthony would never really hurt Carla. 299 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:50,350 That would end the game. 300 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:53,430 And let me tell you, they both love to play the game. 301 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,190 They live for it. 302 00:19:55,630 --> 00:19:58,930 Nobody would put themselves through what they go through if it didn't give them 303 00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:00,190 some real deep -down pleasure. 304 00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:01,590 And why do you put up with it? 305 00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:04,150 Simple. Every dollar they make, I get 15 cents. 306 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:08,560 A happy Carla and a well -behaved Anthony make a lot of dollars. 307 00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:21,360 My dear Rick Deidre is... Ah, still up, I see. 308 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,780 Is the Wicked Witch of the West sedated? 309 00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:29,000 Rehearsals will start at nine on the dot tomorrow morning. 310 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,380 You guarantee to get him there? 311 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,339 Good night. 312 00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:34,340 Good night. 313 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:47,100 Well, I guess I'll get into my jammies and just fade to black. 314 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:58,640 There's nothing wrong with your mother that a good caning wouldn't pick. If you 315 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,820 lay a hand on my mother, I'll... Don't you move down on that line. 316 00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:03,480 No, I don't think so. 317 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:05,280 Eric, dear, do I move there? 318 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,860 You come down on when it rains in the summer, she gets cramps. 319 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,680 That can't be right. 320 00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:15,680 Can we get on with it, Anthony? 321 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:21,360 I told Watson I wanted a bigger caliber. This is a woman's weapon. I want 322 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,740 something that'll blow a bloody great hole in Carla in that last page. 323 00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:27,020 Please don't be gruesome, darling. 324 00:21:27,380 --> 00:21:30,760 I'll see what I can do. Will a .38 caliber be enough to... 325 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:37,420 I'll never take another trip to Europe, no matter how much it costs me not to. 326 00:21:38,670 --> 00:21:40,170 We couldn't hear the line, Anthony. 327 00:21:40,870 --> 00:21:42,630 You know what the line is. 328 00:21:43,330 --> 00:21:47,590 Yes, but the people in those seats out there don't know what the line is. 329 00:21:47,670 --> 00:21:49,350 They've paid good money to hear it. 330 00:21:49,630 --> 00:21:53,350 When there are people in the seats, they will hear it, by God. 331 00:21:53,550 --> 00:21:57,630 Until that moment, I happen to have a headache. I'd like to lie down. 332 00:21:58,230 --> 00:22:03,490 Carla, my dear, why don't you work on your soliloquy? It is, after all, the 333 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,190 part of the play you truly enjoy. 334 00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:19,090 Do you want to work on the Philadelphia Queen? No. 335 00:22:20,430 --> 00:22:22,150 Would you get me some coffee, please? 336 00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:25,710 That's all we need. 337 00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:29,370 You know, when the committee booked the forest for this benefit, two things 338 00:22:29,370 --> 00:22:30,370 happened. 339 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:31,750 First, we sold out the performance. 340 00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:34,690 Second, our insurance company canceled. 341 00:22:35,010 --> 00:22:36,010 What insurance? 342 00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:39,390 Normally, if a show doesn't open for some unforeseen reason, the insurance 343 00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:42,210 company pays off the production costs, but not with the forest. 344 00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:45,070 Don't worry, Mr. Crawford. Your play's going to open. 345 00:22:45,450 --> 00:22:47,750 We got them behaving themselves like they're on a church picnic. 346 00:22:48,110 --> 00:22:49,110 You'll excuse me, fellas. 347 00:22:49,730 --> 00:22:51,270 I'm going to get back to the real world. 348 00:22:55,050 --> 00:22:56,430 Which real world is that? 349 00:22:57,030 --> 00:22:58,030 Real estate. 350 00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:00,750 That's pretty real. 351 00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:04,150 One time his company was planning to take over the theater and turn it into a 352 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:05,370 shopping center or something. 353 00:23:05,850 --> 00:23:08,250 Then he stands to make more money if the theater fails, right? 354 00:23:10,270 --> 00:23:11,270 I would think so. 355 00:23:11,770 --> 00:23:13,810 Then why is he working so hard to make it successful? 356 00:23:14,050 --> 00:23:15,370 Maybe he's not. Maybe he's not. 357 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:59,190 We'd all feel a lot more comfortable if you put that down. 358 00:24:00,810 --> 00:24:01,810 This? That. 359 00:24:15,530 --> 00:24:17,050 What were you doing? 360 00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:21,590 That is not my revolver. 361 00:24:21,810 --> 00:24:24,050 Somebody threw it in the door and I picked it up. 362 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,160 Oh, dear. 363 00:24:28,580 --> 00:24:30,400 I shouldn't have done that, should I? 364 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:46,180 Tony, maybe we let ourselves go too far. 365 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:51,280 Can you honestly believe that I would do anything to harm you? 366 00:24:54,730 --> 00:24:57,250 What fun would there be in a life without you? 367 00:24:57,590 --> 00:24:59,430 It has been fun, hasn't it? 368 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,850 Who could be doing this to us? 369 00:25:05,550 --> 00:25:10,090 You know, the newspapers are going to have a field day with this one, my 370 00:25:10,090 --> 00:25:11,090 darling. 371 00:25:12,150 --> 00:25:13,150 God, I'm scared. 372 00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:14,530 Are you shaking? 373 00:25:15,410 --> 00:25:17,130 And you're the one they're shooting at. 374 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:18,770 Oh, darling. 375 00:25:19,790 --> 00:25:22,830 Come in. 376 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,660 Excuse me, Mr. and Miss Morris. 377 00:25:28,180 --> 00:25:30,660 My name is Lieutenant Brown. I'm with the San Diego Police Department. 378 00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:33,340 Oh, yes, I've seen you around. 379 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,040 How are you? 380 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,260 Oh, I see. 381 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,560 You see, I played Sir Thomas Moore in junior high school. 382 00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:47,720 Yeah, I snuck into the Winter Garden Theater and found a dark corner up in 383 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,660 balcony. It was a long way up. 384 00:25:50,660 --> 00:25:54,460 But your performance reached up there that night in the back row and shook my 385 00:25:54,460 --> 00:25:55,460 heart and soul. 386 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,520 Thank you. 387 00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,020 Afterwards, I waited at the stage door, and you came out and signed my autograph 388 00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:02,200 book. From one St. Thomas to another. 389 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:03,600 Anthony Forrest. 390 00:26:04,260 --> 00:26:05,780 That meant a lot to me, Mr. Forrest. 391 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:07,840 Marcel. 392 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,320 Marcel Proust Brown, right? 393 00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:16,540 What? Well, how many children named after Marcel Proust do you think I meet 394 00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:17,620 the stage door every year? 395 00:26:18,740 --> 00:26:20,020 No more than two or three, I guess. 396 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,440 Mr. Forrest, uh... 397 00:26:25,419 --> 00:26:26,419 Anthony, please. 398 00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:28,820 First names between St. Thomas's. 399 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,840 Well, Anthony, you understand I have to do this. 400 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,220 I can't do it anymore. 401 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,820 I want out of this place, out of this town. 402 00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:50,200 I don't blame you, Carla. Nothing is worth this. 403 00:26:52,660 --> 00:26:53,660 Beer? 404 00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:57,240 Went out to get Carlos something to drink. Crawford. Yeah, but come on, 405 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,360 face it. Anybody could have come in the theater at any time. 406 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,380 Yeah, but we can't chase down the wild geese we don't know about. 407 00:27:02,660 --> 00:27:04,520 Well, let's chase the goose we do know about. 408 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:08,480 Where is the takeout window? 409 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,580 Where is the takeout window? There needs to be a takeout window. 410 00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:28,740 Oh, well, this was a counseling center for unwed mothers. 411 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,580 They didn't need a takeout window. 412 00:27:31,740 --> 00:27:33,960 Ah, very funny, very funny indeed. 413 00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:35,280 Oh, you'll put one in, Menji. 414 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:40,060 Where? Well, right there. Say we're there, we're there. Hey, that's no 415 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,680 We can put one in. I do not know, I do not know. 416 00:27:43,340 --> 00:27:44,760 I do not think I like this. 417 00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:48,380 Falafel must have air. Falafel must breathe. 418 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:51,340 Menji, falafel must have location. 419 00:27:54,129 --> 00:27:55,570 Menjie must look at Ellie. 420 00:27:56,110 --> 00:27:58,190 That guy is very important to Menjie. 421 00:27:58,390 --> 00:27:59,390 I look now. 422 00:28:01,270 --> 00:28:03,250 Must have it. Must need to have it. 423 00:28:05,890 --> 00:28:06,890 He's a great cook. 424 00:28:08,150 --> 00:28:10,750 Very temperamental, but a great profit center. 425 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:35,520 What can you tell me about Mr. Crawford? Before we enter into any long -term 426 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,160 agreement with the firm, we'd like to know as much as we can about our 427 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:42,720 associates. We will, after all, be living together. You should pardon the 428 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:43,720 expression. 429 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:51,840 Bad alley. 430 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,220 Very bad alley. Trucks no time come and go. 431 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:58,000 But there must be room. I mean, trucks come through here all the time. No, 432 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000 is very bad alley. 433 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:00,760 Falafel need truck. 434 00:29:01,149 --> 00:29:02,149 Truck need alley. 435 00:29:02,850 --> 00:29:03,970 Menji need to lie down. 436 00:29:09,390 --> 00:29:16,370 Before we talk to the deputy DA, there are a few questions I need to ask you. 437 00:29:16,530 --> 00:29:17,530 Yes, sir. 438 00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:24,610 Well, how'd you like working with Greta Thunsen in Death on Ice? 439 00:29:26,070 --> 00:29:31,610 Dear Greta, They used to say about her that she had two exceptional talents. 440 00:29:31,610 --> 00:29:32,610 of them was skating. 441 00:29:34,310 --> 00:29:36,510 But whatever happened to your acting career? 442 00:29:37,450 --> 00:29:39,350 Oh, I'm in a street theater now. 443 00:29:39,830 --> 00:29:41,850 And very good at it too, I'm sure. 444 00:29:42,090 --> 00:29:45,670 Well, they're still talking about my gig as a bag lady last year, and I've done 445 00:29:45,670 --> 00:29:47,150 some memorable winos in my time. 446 00:29:47,690 --> 00:29:50,330 But I'm afraid my acting career peaked with a man for all seasons. 447 00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:51,990 Mine too. 448 00:29:52,650 --> 00:29:54,370 Mind you, I've had some wonderful chances. 449 00:29:54,940 --> 00:30:00,220 Lawrence of Arabia was a mountain of a part, but I was afraid to climb it. 450 00:30:00,940 --> 00:30:06,380 So I did what I always do. I drank the fear away and drank myself right off the 451 00:30:06,380 --> 00:30:07,380 movie. 452 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,980 Peter O'Toole accepted an Oscar nomination in my place. 453 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,740 Well, you've had a great career and your best work is still ahead of you. 454 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:18,340 I hope the deputy DA is as big a fan as you are. 455 00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:24,320 Well, I'm afraid any time that little bulldog can get his name in the papers, 456 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:29,620 Uh, is there some place that I can freshen up before I face him? 457 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,040 What? 458 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,040 Good heavens. 459 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,160 Well, I'm no expert on real estate. 460 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,160 Those prices look awful low. 461 00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:54,200 Well, maybe you need a cash flow. 462 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,440 Is that a potential law? 463 00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,380 Wait a minute. I'll have to get right back to you. 464 00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:04,300 Nick, Nick, come with me. 465 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,140 Guns over Munich. I should have known. 466 00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:18,660 Escape from the German bunker. 467 00:31:19,620 --> 00:31:21,000 Do an APP out on Forrest. 468 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,900 Yes, sir. Do you have a description of the suspect? 469 00:31:23,580 --> 00:31:25,960 He looked like Anthony Forrest, for crying out loud. 470 00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:27,980 Right. What's wrong with you, Nixon? 471 00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:30,180 What are you doing? 472 00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:35,840 Well, I'm no expert at math, but this guy has got no money coming in, and it's 473 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:36,840 all going out. 474 00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:38,920 Couldn't afford to develop the theater property anyway. 475 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:43,900 Which means he'd have no motive to harm either the show or the stars. 476 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,480 As a matter of fact, a hit can only help him in the community. 477 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,780 Now, hey, Rick, what are you doing? 478 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:54,960 Nobody called. That weird. 479 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,300 So it had to be Crawford. 480 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:58,300 Besides, I got a guy watching the building. 481 00:31:59,780 --> 00:32:00,780 Give me that. 482 00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:06,000 Town, listen to me. We are breaking and entering here. Now, what the hell do you 483 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000 want? 484 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:07,979 Oh, right. 485 00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:09,440 Anthony Forrest. One more thing. 486 00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:11,720 What? Get out of there. 487 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,660 You haven't eaten a thing. 488 00:32:17,140 --> 00:32:18,140 I can't. 489 00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:20,940 It'll be a mess. 490 00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:22,540 It'll be ruined. 491 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,300 But that's up to you, Carla. 492 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,000 Ruined is better than dead. 493 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,080 We've decided the show closes. 494 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:32,760 I can't make that decision now. Not with Anthony in jail. 495 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,080 Carla, open your eyes. 496 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,620 Anthony is washed up. 497 00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:39,720 Watts is the only producer in the country that would give him a chance 498 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,680 this. Good God, the man is a psychopath. 499 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,640 I won't listen to any more of this. No. 500 00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:51,100 I'll sleep on it, and I'll give you... ...to cancel the performance, Watts, and 501 00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:52,100 that man is dangerous. 502 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:07,860 For God's sake, Anthony, don't do this. Haven't you played the fool enough 503 00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:10,440 times? I finally figured it out. 504 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:12,740 Nobody's after Carla. 505 00:33:12,980 --> 00:33:17,120 You are after me. What? Yes, you. Well, think about it. 506 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:22,120 If this benefit is a success, the forests will once again be in demand. 507 00:33:22,780 --> 00:33:26,560 Now, who amongst us would most like that not to happen? 508 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:30,720 That's crazy, Anthony. What do I have to gain? 509 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,900 What do you have to gain? My wife. 510 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:33,999 For instance. 511 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,780 She's not your wife anymore. 512 00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:40,460 Would you put that silly gun away? She is still my wife, you two -bit gigolo. 513 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,360 Now, where do you want it? The head, the heart, or where you've been trying to 514 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,360 get me recently? 515 00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:48,020 She's the only woman I've ever loved. Can you understand that? 516 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:53,880 And the idea of a miserable worm like you sullying her incomparable beauty. 517 00:33:55,220 --> 00:33:56,220 Anthony. Really? 518 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,820 Oh, I'm sorry, darling. Did we wake you up? 519 00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:01,140 Quite frankly. 520 00:34:02,090 --> 00:34:03,090 I'm ashamed of you. 521 00:34:06,170 --> 00:34:12,030 I thought you knew every bowling alley. What are you doing? I'm just about to 522 00:34:12,030 --> 00:34:13,030 kill your protege. 523 00:34:13,909 --> 00:34:17,389 But before I do, I'd like you to hear his confession of treachery. What 524 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:20,670 treachery? He's the one behind all the murder attempts. 525 00:34:20,949 --> 00:34:23,170 The attack on the car, the lowering of the boom, the shooting. 526 00:34:23,449 --> 00:34:27,310 Carla, I would never do anything like that. Anthony, will you cut it out? Let 527 00:34:27,310 --> 00:34:31,270 him have his fun. Is a flag going to come popping out of there, Anthony? I 528 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:32,009 think so. 529 00:34:32,010 --> 00:34:33,010 It's a real gun. 530 00:34:34,070 --> 00:34:35,570 There are no bullets in the cylinder. 531 00:34:36,010 --> 00:34:38,610 The one you can't see is the one you have to worry about. 532 00:34:39,449 --> 00:34:40,449 Hammer's cocked. 533 00:34:41,590 --> 00:34:42,630 What about it, Anthony? 534 00:34:43,210 --> 00:34:44,530 Do you have a slug in there? 535 00:34:45,330 --> 00:34:46,770 Oh, I know what you're thinking to yourself. 536 00:34:47,350 --> 00:34:49,010 Is there a bullet in there or not? 537 00:34:49,469 --> 00:34:53,030 Well, to be perfectly honest with you, in all the excitement, I forgot myself. 538 00:34:53,730 --> 00:34:55,130 Shall we find out together? 539 00:34:56,850 --> 00:35:00,690 The question you have to ask yourself is, do I feel lucky? 540 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:05,310 I didn't do it, Anthony. I swear I did not. 541 00:35:15,850 --> 00:35:16,850 It's loaded. 542 00:35:22,310 --> 00:35:28,510 Not funny. It wasn't meant to be funny. 543 00:35:28,770 --> 00:35:30,550 I had to find out if he was the one. 544 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:38,720 I apologize, darling. I didn't... Could 545 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:39,980 you help me? 546 00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:45,160 Would you like some more water, darling? No, thank you. I'm fine now. 547 00:35:46,700 --> 00:35:47,700 Okay, town. 548 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,040 Yeah. 549 00:35:49,860 --> 00:35:50,860 Thanks. 550 00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:57,960 Lieutenant Brown met with the deputy D .A. and somehow managed to convince him 551 00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,920 that there is not a solid case against you. 552 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:04,580 Yet. So there will be no charges for the present. Watson, make sure that the 553 00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:08,380 lieutenant has house seats for the benefit of... Well, Anthony, Carla has 554 00:36:08,380 --> 00:36:11,500 thinking about postponing. Don't be ridiculous. I feel great. 555 00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:13,440 I've got my man back. 556 00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:16,340 I think that's my exit, Q. 557 00:36:16,620 --> 00:36:19,560 Yeah, just a moment, actually. I think we're going to need your help. 558 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,840 If we're going to do our jobs protecting Anthony and Carla, we've got to be with 559 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:28,180 them all the time. Now, it's one thing when we're up here in the room or in the 560 00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:29,180 limo. 561 00:36:29,310 --> 00:36:30,310 Or even backstage. 562 00:36:30,430 --> 00:36:33,290 But when they are actually on stage... AJ. 563 00:36:33,830 --> 00:36:35,030 Of course. 564 00:36:35,290 --> 00:36:39,150 Of course there are two non -speaking roles you cut in rehearsals. I can put 565 00:36:39,150 --> 00:36:41,230 them back. Wait a minute. You're going to put them on stage? 566 00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:42,490 Why not? 567 00:36:42,930 --> 00:36:43,930 Why not? 568 00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:45,250 Why not? 569 00:36:49,630 --> 00:36:52,590 I've got to carry a bottle on stage. What do you think? I can't carry a 570 00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:53,870 You can carry a bottle. 571 00:36:54,070 --> 00:36:56,430 A bottle can get awfully heavy in front of a thousand people. 572 00:36:59,530 --> 00:37:01,390 You can say what you like about the man. 573 00:37:01,690 --> 00:37:03,230 He's not here to defend himself. 574 00:37:03,530 --> 00:37:06,010 Then I'll just go and get him. He's in the potting shed. 575 00:37:08,490 --> 00:37:10,150 You get out on that stage now. 576 00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:14,590 Right, right. Hurry up. No problem, no problem. I can only conclude that my 577 00:37:14,590 --> 00:37:15,590 wife... Here we go. 578 00:37:30,890 --> 00:37:31,890 Is that your son, Celia? 579 00:37:34,610 --> 00:37:37,610 It looks like him, doesn't it? I didn't know he was an actor. 580 00:37:38,850 --> 00:37:39,870 Neither did I. 581 00:37:40,890 --> 00:37:41,890 Neither does he. 582 00:37:43,330 --> 00:37:44,330 Ah, Phillips. 583 00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:46,990 How good of you to bring the brandy. 584 00:37:48,330 --> 00:37:52,370 What have you been doing? 585 00:37:52,690 --> 00:37:53,690 Aging it? 586 00:37:56,830 --> 00:37:58,750 You may set it down on the table. 587 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,160 I'll do it myself. 588 00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:18,520 You may leave the room now, Phillips. 589 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:21,960 Leave. 590 00:38:29,550 --> 00:38:34,050 I thought we'd at least be gone long enough for your usual session of slap 591 00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:35,770 tickle in the conservatory. 592 00:38:35,990 --> 00:38:39,810 All right, enough then. You were better as a tree. 593 00:38:40,950 --> 00:38:42,550 I'm going to change my costume. 594 00:38:44,190 --> 00:38:46,590 You've been pruning the bougainvillea all day. 595 00:38:47,090 --> 00:38:51,310 If you even touch my mother's bougainvilleas again, I will fire you. 596 00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:54,330 Keep your mitts off her mother's bougainvillea. 597 00:38:55,650 --> 00:38:58,930 And for... Goodness sake, do something about those shoes. 598 00:39:02,150 --> 00:39:05,030 I don't like the way you've been acting. I don't like it at all. 599 00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:09,430 Well, if you're dissatisfied... Oh, Simon. We can change things around for 600 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:10,430 better. You look just fine out there. 601 00:39:11,370 --> 00:39:18,010 I can not... I can... It's going great. Great! 602 00:39:31,210 --> 00:39:33,610 It's over. It was just a passing thing. 603 00:39:34,790 --> 00:39:36,870 I promise, never again. 604 00:39:37,310 --> 00:39:38,870 Never again is right. 605 00:39:40,910 --> 00:39:42,390 Please, not in front of Phillips. 606 00:39:43,870 --> 00:39:47,030 Phillips, you may leave the room. Don't shoot that gun. 607 00:39:48,830 --> 00:39:50,630 Phillips, leave the room. 608 00:40:03,630 --> 00:40:05,690 I thought you said he didn't do windows. 609 00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:22,430 Well, thanks, guys. 610 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:32,100 the amateur theatrics of philip the butler the actor's name was not 611 00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:35,660 press time it was a stunning production and this reviewer's opinion that the 612 00:40:35,660 --> 00:40:42,140 forest's star will soon be shining brighter than ever oh they won't be too 613 00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:46,920 to watson will they a producer who can sell 600 of an uninsured play can't be 614 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:52,780 all bad no wonder he wanted the show to close before we opened i'm sorry to 615 00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:56,960 disappoint you but i think we have a hit well we lost a producer but we have our 616 00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:02,510 director Also our best man. And I never walk away from a hit. 617 00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:04,690 I'll check the limo. 618 00:41:05,590 --> 00:41:07,490 You're getting married again? 619 00:41:08,090 --> 00:41:10,130 Well, the first time was merely a rehearsal. 620 00:41:10,470 --> 00:41:11,870 This is the performance. 621 00:41:12,210 --> 00:41:14,570 And we intend to run for a long, long time. 622 00:41:14,990 --> 00:41:20,150 Here, here. Well, give my regards to Broadway. Thank you. You bet we will. 623 00:41:20,210 --> 00:41:21,490 thank you all. 624 00:41:22,370 --> 00:41:24,250 I'll see you opening night. 625 00:41:26,589 --> 00:41:27,589 Break a leg, darling.